The Rapture Index
via RaptureReady.com
Current Rating as of 9/11/06 - 155.
Not quite as high as 2003’s peak of 177, but we’re working on it.
NO CHANCE - - - - - - - - - - - - - NO HOPE
5.6 rating from 69 votes - Vote Now!
Drought in Amazon Rainforest
When it doesn’t rain in the rainforest, that can’t be good, right?
Some of the more alarmist reports say that if the drought continues one more year, much of the forest will stop consuming CO2 and start releasing it.
In other rainforest news, big-time soy bean buyer Cargill has stopped buying beans from “recently deforested” farms.
Buy something from Amazon.com while you still can.
IT'S ALL GOOD - - - - - - - - - IT'S ALL OVER
7 rating from 100 votes - Vote Now!
Israel vs. Hezbollah in Lebanon
Note: I was unable to come up with a title that nobody could take issue with, so I came up with one that almost everyone could. And if you think I’m even going to try anything wirh a graphic, you’ve obviously mistaken me for somebody more courageouscrazy. - Ed. Itor.
BIG JOKE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BIG BANG
5.4 rating from 55 votes - Vote Now!
The Cuculoupe
According to our favorite Apocalypse Alarmist Dave Barry.
UPDATE:Cuculoupe DEBUNKED… just an “Armenian Cucumber”. Nevermind.
IMPOSSIBLE - - - - - - - - - - - - - INEVITABLE
4.5 rating from 46 votes - Vote Now!
North Korea Has The Bomb
Latest scary news: While the July 4th long-range missile test was a short-range dud, reportedly there were official observers from that other alleged nuclear threat, Iran.
Meanwhile, NK is having some weather problems (a half-meter of rain in four days, hundreds dead or missing - so far)
This must be putting Kim Jong Il in a bad mood.
SUPPORT THE APOCALYPSE: Team America - World Police
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on DVD from Amazon.comBIG JOKE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BIG BANG
6.3 rating from 88 votes - Vote Now!
The Armageddon Flowchart
SAFE - - - - - - - SHAKY - - - - - - - SCREWED
4.2 rating from 48 votes - Vote Now!
Tomato Worms Are Trying to Communicate
Now, they’re just saying “HI”, but what else do they have to say?
From our favorite Apopcalypse Alarmist, Dave Barry.
HA HA - - - - - - - UH OH - - - - - - - BYE BYE
5.3 rating from 45 votes - Vote Now!
David Letterman’s Top 10 Signs It May Be the Apocalypse
10. Gas is now $6.66 a gallon
9. Earlier today George W. Bush correctly pronounced “Apocalypse”
8. The minute you finish washing your car, it starts raining, am I right, people? You know what I’m talking about?
7. On tonight’s “Anderson Cooper 360,” his head spun around 360 degrees
6. At lunch my alphabet soup spelled, “eat it”
5. People are actually buying a razor with five blades
4. Two words: Governor Schwarzenegger
3. While getting dressed, you discover pitchfork marks on your ass
2. Kenny Rogers knows when to hold’em and fold’em, but not when to walk away from plastic surgery
1. The Mets are in first place
SILLY - - - - - - - SCARY - - - - - - - OH SH**
5.7 rating from 80 votes - Vote Now!
SciFi Channel Presents Countdown to Doomsday
As if NBC News producing shows for the SciFi Channel isn’t creepy enough, why is Matt Lauer smiling?
DUMB - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - DOOM
5.7 rating from 56 votes - Vote Now!
Egg Kills Hen
What came last, chicken or egg?
A hen in Molde, Norway, apparently laid a record-sized egg (for a chicken), then died, according to Aftenposten.
Dave Barry says this is DEFINATELY a sign.
Dave Barry says this is DEFINATELY a sign.
Editorial Note: With this, the asteroid and the seed vault, Norway appears to be the World’s Apocolypse Sign Central. And I would’ve expected Florida.
IT'S ALL GOOD - - - - - - - - - IT'S ALL OVER
4.9 rating from 43 votes - Vote Now!